Swenglish

If a Scandinavian speaker says "it's not a dance on roses," he or she means "it's not a walk in the park."

If he or she says "it's not a cow on ice," he or she means "the situation is not totally hopeless."

So what happens if it's a cow in a bed of roses?

They're back!

The question: How do you know that the world is coming to an end?

The answer: The Reunion Tour of New Kids on the Block, described on their website as "five now fully-grown men who forever defined what the modern boy band would look and sound like".

If it wasn't good the first time, it's probably not going to be good the second time around. Besides, Boyz II Men were so much hotter.