Tuesday, September 30, 2008

Swenglish

If a Scandinavian speaker says "it's not a dance on roses," he or she means "it's not a walk in the park."

If he or she says "it's not a cow on ice," he or she means "the situation is not totally hopeless."

So what happens if it's a cow in a bed of roses?

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21 Comments:

Blogger Victor Tabbycat said...

LOL!
I work with a Korean-American and he says "One stone for two birds" instead of "Two birds with one stone."

1:34 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Are you back writing here or was this a teaser?
dk

2:36 AM  
Anonymous Bloggfeld said...

Jon Bon Jovi´s wet dream?

11:00 PM  
Blogger Julia Chic said...

hey girl, i totally love your blog and i really think you should continue blogging!! PLEASE?!

4:39 PM  
Blogger BritSwedeGuy said...

Now if you can only explain "now you've shit in the blue cupboard" to me..." ;)

3:49 PM  
Blogger Mar said...

BritSwedeGuy: Damn you beat me to it.

I just have to stick to "Everything has an end, except the sausage that has two!"

Too bad I found this blog so late, I could really use some advice being a Swede in the southwest of the US.

10:36 PM  
Blogger Esmaeil said...

I came to your blog through The Local, and your interesting approach of dating Swedish people. I should say, after living in Sweden for the last 3:5 years as a "freemover"student, I found your suggestions quite amusing, but close to reality. I would like to see more, something more in favor of guys dating Swedisg girls!

10:46 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hi Curiosa, You brought back great memories for me after reading your dating in Sweden blog. I lived and attended school in Lund while engaged to my fiance' (Din fastmö). I think that's how you spell it, I forget. I found the culture fun and interesting. I hope you're enjoying yourself as much.

2:49 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

We have a series on Swedish customs running on our blog. We'd be very glad if you'd let your readers know about it, especially if you'd post about it/link to is/follow it.

http://catholicheritage.blogspot.com/search/label/Sweden

Thanks!

7:56 PM  
Anonymous lost in Stockholm said...

Haha! The icelanders have very funny sayings too. Something about 'just ten drops' to refer to a cup of coffee.

btw, are you still writing or is the blog on hiatus now??

2:22 PM  
Anonymous paddy said...

Hello, I read your dating article in The Local and I must say that it was head and shoulders (and possibly hat) above most other things I read in The Local. Good work! I will be following your blog with professional interest, as one expat-in-Sweden blogger to another.

8:24 AM  
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2:17 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"So what happens if it's a cow in a bed of roses?"

Well, then you are in deep shit...

11:35 AM  
Blogger Name: Viktoria said...

Haha I really like your blog :)
I´m going to link to it from mine I hope you don´t mind.

11:40 AM  
Anonymous baresytapas said...

I entered this site by chance, but I found very interesting. A greeting to all the people who visit this page.

3:49 PM  
Blogger cashIsKing said...

typical american white trash.. hope you're not in sweden anymore... read your article about dating in sweden.. gosh.. wtf! the girl has to pay for herself, WTF!? It can't be f* happening!! Go back to your amish lifestyle and leave us alone.

12:01 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"if it's a cow in a bed of roses?"

then I guess it would be you.

3:16 PM  
Anonymous robinson said...

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11:16 AM  
Anonymous rental mobil said...

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Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'm a writer/expat in Iceland. How do I contact you?
Chris
www.christopherc.net

6:47 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Testing

2:33 AM  

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