How to find me
This would make great mad libs material.
Whoever is looking for the Swedish Bikini Team will be disappointed to find out its a dream that only exists in the minds of beer-drinking American males, and the person looking for "swedes on dates" isn't going to have much luck either, unless he or she plans to bring a whole lot of alcohol. I'm more worried about the fellow looking for the scoop on Iceland shark urine . . . but at least it wasn't in the same string as "german beer outdrinking."