"Do you like stand-up comedy? No? Do you like me?" (Not surprisingly, the answer to the second question was the same as the first.)
"So this season it's wide-legged again. After all these skinny jeans, we're just picking up where we left off in 2006."
Overheard in Lakeside, Montana:
"Whose coyote is that?"
"Stop chewing on your shirt!"