Home shopping erotica Part II
"What on earth are you talking about?" he replied.
"Well, this is the red ottoman that goes with the red chair that goes with the red couch that you said was orgasmic."
"If the couch is orgasmic, then the footstool must be foreplay. The chair is somewhere around third base."
"It's an extended metaphor!"
"It's a metaphor that shouldn't be extended."
A few minutes later...
"So I'm supposed to mount the back..."
"Not THAT kind of mounting!"
"Which end goes where?"