Home shopping erotica Part II
"So this must be foreplay," I said.
"What on earth are you talking about?" he replied.
"Well, this is the red ottoman that goes with the red chair that goes with the red couch that you said was orgasmic."
"Right."
"If the couch is orgasmic, then the footstool must be foreplay. The chair is somewhere around third base."
"Right."
"It's an extended metaphor!"
"It's a metaphor that shouldn't be extended."
A few minutes later...
"So I'm supposed to mount the back..."
Raised eyebrows.
"Not THAT kind of mounting!"
And finally...
"Which end goes where?"
"What on earth are you talking about?" he replied.
"Well, this is the red ottoman that goes with the red chair that goes with the red couch that you said was orgasmic."
"Right."
"If the couch is orgasmic, then the footstool must be foreplay. The chair is somewhere around third base."
"Right."
"It's an extended metaphor!"
"It's a metaphor that shouldn't be extended."
A few minutes later...
"So I'm supposed to mount the back..."
Raised eyebrows.
"Not THAT kind of mounting!"
And finally...
"Which end goes where?"
posted by Curiosa at 11:39 PM
6 Comments:
could have been THIS ENDS UP furniture. lol
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