Morning quips

Upon receiving freshly squeezed grapefruit juice:
Me: "That's very good, even if I did make a face. Just because I made a face doesn't mean I don't like it. In fact, I make the same face when I eat pickles."
Him: "Fantastic. So I made you grapefruit juice that tastes like pickles."

Upon being handed a latte as I step out of the shower:
Him: "Here's your latte. I didn't add anything extra to it yet."
Me: "Excuse me for a moment while I say something really cheesy."
Him: "..."
Me: "It doesn't need any sugar since you're so sweet."
Him: "That is quite possibly the cheesiest thing you've ever said to me."

Running from the bathroom to the bedroom:
Him: "I really like not having my roommates around."
Me: "I like being able to run around naked."
Him: "As I said, I really like not having my roommates around."

Upon drinking previously mentioned latte:
Him: (With a look of disbelief) "I believe that's the closest thing I've ever seen to someone mainlining caffeine."
Please note: The Chevy Camaro, one of the fastest cars in the world, goes from 0 to 60 mph in 2.7 seconds. The level of caffiene in Curiosa's bloodstream went from 0 to 99% in 1.3 seconds.

Attempting to put on shoes:
Me: "Damn it. My socks don't match."
Him: "Since when has that ever bothered you?"
Me: "Since I have to go to work. But no one is going to look at my feet anyway."
Him: "There you go."
Me: "But that's a rationalization."
Him: "I've noticed you are very good at those."

Running out the door:
Me: "I like having somone to get ready with."
Him: "So do I, but I generally prefer less of a panic."
Me: "Well, get used to it. You are, after all, dating me."

Things that make Monday mornings tolerable:
A kiss as I sprint out the door, and a chocolate muffin for the road.