I'm a Toys R' Us Kid

Tonight was a friend's 40th birthday party.

The past two weeks, I've received e-mails with pictures of newborns from three different friends who just had babies. "You have been given a premier membership in the Auntie and Uncle Club."

I've been to three weddings in the last two years, and at least one of those ended in divorce.

Next week I'm interviewing for a job with a higher salary than my mom earns.

I think this is called growing up.

Can y'all just back the truck up a bit? I'm not quite ready!!