He's Onto Us!
Saturday night, Miz Cold Feet received a disturbing sms from the Godfather. His associates were the infamous Denim Twins, aka the Moustache and the Beard.
"Aha so you use the seduce and abandon tecnique on me. What are the plans for tonight, if they are not secret?"
Who was seducing and who was abandoning?
Suddenly, the Blond Expat Security Advisory System threat level was raised to Severe. It's a Red Alert!
Cease and desist.