Carnivores R US
Coming soon: Sizzlin' Sounds for your CD player. Featuring the melodious sizzle of bacon and eggs accompianed by soft instrumentals. Together, Funky Fresh and Sizzlin' Sounds provide the complete sensory experience of the most important meal of the day, without all the calories!
Note: Described as a "gag gift." Gag is right.
Perhaps a Swedish entrepreneur could make a fortune by marketing an air freshener that smells like surströmming.