Tuesday, December 06, 2005

Have you been naughty?

Image hosted by Photobucket.comConversations with my friend the Swedish-wild-child-party-girl-turned-kärleksinvandrare-till-Norrland are ALWAYS amusing, and occasionally hilarious.

Last night the topic of hand cuffs came up in our telephone conversation. Please don't ask me to explain why.

Curiosa: Have you ever used handcuffs? The idea is intriguing, but I'm trying to imagine how that would work in practice. It seems like it would be more for a laugh than anything else.

Wild Child: Well, I've never used handcuffs, but I have used rope.

Curiosa: How did that work out?

Wild Child: Well, he couldn't tie a proper knot, so it ended up being rather silly. I got away.

Curiosa: Isn't the idea really to get off, rather than get away?

Wild Child: Mmmm, yes, ideally. You know, if you really want to talk to someone about this, you should talk to Annika. She's got all kinds of toys.

Curiosa (thinking about Annika's straight-laced ex-boyfriend Will and giggling at the image): She tied up Will?

Wild Child: Well, come on. Will is NOT the kind of guy you tie up and spank.

Curiosa: Is the Norrlänning there right now?

Wild Child: No, he's in the other room. I think.

Curiosa: Have you tied him up?

Wild Child: No, not yet, but we're working on it.

Curiosa: I'm thinking about my blog. How would a Swedish guy react if I brought out the handcuffs? Would it scare the be-jesus out of him?

Wild Child: Nah, I think he'd be very, very happy.


Blogger eff said...

So are we to assume you are in possession of said handcuffs?

Because if that is indeed the case, the word verification image seems scarily fitting: ddang.

1:10 AM  
Blogger Curiosa said...

actually, at the risk of destroying my reputation, i will admit that i do not actually own said handcuffs. yet...i'm thinking about doing some early christmas shopping.

12:13 PM  
Anonymous good one said...

I say: go for it, handcuffs are fun ;)

7:01 PM  
Blogger nimbus said...

Get a pair covered with pink "fur" and leopard spots. :)

4:06 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

My sister in law lost a bag at the airport (or got stopped by customs, I don't remember), and got her bag back open and in a mess. The personnel where very careful to ask her about every single item, "is this yours?", "what is it?" and "what is its purpose?", when they got to the pink-furred cuffs the answer to the questions was: "Yes they're mine", "Make a guess", "Duh!". :D

To save her the embarresment i won't identify myself on this comment... (Giggles)

12:54 PM  
Blogger Curiosa said...

hmmm, i don't know about the pink fur. i kind of like the minimulistic metallic type.

by the way, does anyone know where i put the key??

9:55 PM  
Blogger Niclas Bengtsson said...

Rosa fluff funkar fint. :)

5:44 PM  

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