Have you been naughty?
Conversations with my friend the Swedish-wild-child-party-girl-turned-kärleksinvandrare-till-Norrland are ALWAYS amusing, and occasionally hilarious.Last night the topic of hand cuffs came up in our telephone conversation. Please don't ask me to explain why.
Curiosa: Have you ever used handcuffs? The idea is intriguing, but I'm trying to imagine how that would work in practice. It seems like it would be more for a laugh than anything else.
Wild Child: Well, I've never used handcuffs, but I have used rope.
Curiosa: How did that work out?
Wild Child: Well, he couldn't tie a proper knot, so it ended up being rather silly. I got away.
Curiosa: Isn't the idea really to get off, rather than get away?
Wild Child: Mmmm, yes, ideally. You know, if you really want to talk to someone about this, you should talk to Annika. She's got all kinds of toys.
Curiosa (thinking about Annika's straight-laced ex-boyfriend Will and giggling at the image): She tied up Will?
Wild Child: Well, come on. Will is NOT the kind of guy you tie up and spank.
Curiosa: Is the Norrlänning there right now?
Wild Child: No, he's in the other room. I think.
Curiosa: Have you tied him up?
Wild Child: No, not yet, but we're working on it.
Curiosa: I'm thinking about my blog. How would a Swedish guy react if I brought out the handcuffs? Would it scare the be-jesus out of him?
Wild Child: Nah, I think he'd be very, very happy.
posted by Curiosa at 8:36 PM
7 Comments:
So are we to assume you are in possession of said handcuffs?
Because if that is indeed the case, the word verification image seems scarily fitting: ddang.
actually, at the risk of destroying my reputation, i will admit that i do not actually own said handcuffs. yet...i'm thinking about doing some early christmas shopping.
I say: go for it, handcuffs are fun ;)
Get a pair covered with pink "fur" and leopard spots. :)
My sister in law lost a bag at the airport (or got stopped by customs, I don't remember), and got her bag back open and in a mess. The personnel where very careful to ask her about every single item, "is this yours?", "what is it?" and "what is its purpose?", when they got to the pink-furred cuffs the answer to the questions was: "Yes they're mine", "Make a guess", "Duh!". :D
To save her the embarresment i won't identify myself on this comment... (Giggles)
hmmm, i don't know about the pink fur. i kind of like the minimulistic metallic type.
by the way, does anyone know where i put the key??
Rosa fluff funkar fint. :)
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