Guardian Angel X 2
Tonight is my first evening sleeping in the new apartment, and it came with two warnings. The first was a magnet on the fridge which informed me:
"Man måste kyssa en gräslig massa grodor för att hitta en prins."
(Translation: "You have to kiss a lot of frogs before you find a prince").
The second came in the form of a post-it note, from the Wild Child:
"I hand over my bachelorette pad to you, oh single sister. Enjoy/use with caution.
P.S. The bed frame easily doubles as a palace of pleasure."
God, sometimes I love my friends.