An "under-the-covers" investigation of the strong, silent, nordic type
Tuesday, November 15, 2005
Jag undrar...
While taking a bit of a break from what I was supposed to be doing, I decided to sneak a peek at Cosmo online. Not exactly brain food, but amusing. I had to laugh, and wonder, at the following tidbit from "Sex Tips From Guys":
Tugging on my earlobe just a bit with your teeth makes me lose all sense of the English language.
Now, I wonder, is this equally applicable to the Swedish language?
Although I generally steer clear of websites that promise glamour to me when I'm browsing the web in nothing but a pair of very old briefs (horrible picture, I know, and I apologize profusely), I bit the bullet and read some of the tips. Quite amusing, although I would be willing to bet many are written by women, and all others have been re-written by women.
But for the question asked: as my personal experience with dentally administered light earlobe tugging is nonexistant I wouldn't really know. Given that the relative complexity of Swedish probably is slightly higher than English (I'm guessing) I would think the same loss in language sense could indeed happen.
Quite an entertaining blog, I must say. I suspect I will return regularly.
Kommissarie F. Curiosa is a female detective in her mid-twenties delving into the baffling yet somehow tantalizing mystery of the Swedish male in Sweden's chilly capital city. She's a modern-day Mata Hari, infiltrating the grisly underworld of dating in a foreign country.
During the course of her investigation, Curiosa discovered that blogs about dating are an excellent way to get dates. Of course, none of her dates were actually with the strong, silent, Nordic type. Her romantic attention was soon captivated to a fellow expat blogger, who took the interesting and unconventional approach of writing odes to Ullrick. Turns out, the way to a girl's heart is through her cat.
This resulted in a suspension of Curiosa's investigation of the strong, silent Nordic type, but not to fear, her new relationship provides plenty of 'blog fodder', much to the dismay of her significant other.
9 Comments:
Although I generally steer clear of websites that promise glamour to me when I'm browsing the web in nothing but a pair of very old briefs (horrible picture, I know, and I apologize profusely), I bit the bullet and read some of the tips. Quite amusing, although I would be willing to bet many are written by women, and all others have been re-written by women.
But for the question asked: as my personal experience with dentally administered light earlobe tugging is nonexistant I wouldn't really know. Given that the relative complexity of Swedish probably is slightly higher than English (I'm guessing) I would think the same loss in language sense could indeed happen.
Quite an entertaining blog, I must say. I suspect I will return regularly.
If women wore as simple as I am there wouldn't be so much speculation :>
Well, it all depends on the force you apply. If you bite quite hard and thorough you might just get to hear some German
I'm browsing the web in nothing but a pair of very old briefs
tusen tack eff, for that wonderful image.
i like swedish girl's theory. in fact, i'll have to do some research. i've always wanted to hear what a Gotland accent sounds like.
Well, I did apologize... Just imagine me being a svelte, handsome man and you should be just fine.
Just imagine me being a svelte, handsome man and you should be just fine.
Yes eff, you did apologize. Problem is that I keep imagining that guy on your user pic in his boxer briefs.
Ah, I see. Well, that's Tommy Cooper and he's been dead since he kicked the bucket on stage in 1984.
He may not have been a good looking man, but he was a funny bastard. I don't know what type of underwear he wore, though.
I guess I'm a little bit better off. I don't think there are too many guys who would mind imagining Greta Garbo in her underwear.
I would think so too.
When it comes to the real me (if such a thing exists) I think ipecac would be a better choice... Unfortunately.
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