An "under-the-covers" investigation of the strong, silent, nordic type
Monday, November 14, 2005
Dear Swedish Guys,
This restaurant is a fantastic place to take a girl on a first date, especially if you are expecting to get some action. Then again, maybe it's actually a great idea, only because if you both eat a lot of it you'll be spending a lot of time alone together after your breath clears the room.
A word of advice: Go easy on the winterfresh gum; then you'll just have minty garlic breath. Go heavy on the parsley.
Kommissarie F. Curiosa is a female detective in her mid-twenties delving into the baffling yet somehow tantalizing mystery of the Swedish male in Sweden's chilly capital city. She's a modern-day Mata Hari, infiltrating the grisly underworld of dating in a foreign country.
During the course of her investigation, Curiosa discovered that blogs about dating are an excellent way to get dates. Of course, none of her dates were actually with the strong, silent, Nordic type. Her romantic attention was soon captivated to a fellow expat blogger, who took the interesting and unconventional approach of writing odes to Ullrick. Turns out, the way to a girl's heart is through her cat.
This resulted in a suspension of Curiosa's investigation of the strong, silent Nordic type, but not to fear, her new relationship provides plenty of 'blog fodder', much to the dismay of her significant other.