Dear Swedish Guy From Last
2) If you are trying to get into my pants, arguing with me about whether or not I'll be more comfortable with my pants OFF is probably not the best way to approach it.
3) If you are still trying to entice me to sleep with you after losing the pants on/pants off discussion, do not attempt to salvage the deal by referring to any part of your body as "meat."
4) If a backrub doesn't persuade me, neither will pleading, "But don't you wanna have sex now?" when I announce it's time to get up and take a shower.